the Vorlon BBQ
the galaxy's most unique restaurant
Welcome to the Vorlon BBQ, the only eatery specializing in rare and exotic meats.
Don't be fooled, we don't serve ONLY Vorlon meat, nor do we ONLY barbecue it, it's just a name.
Or is it?
a word from the waiter
The Menu
Vorlon on the Half Shell
-- a succulently grilled Vorlon steak, served in a cut-away encounter suit
Kosh-ka-bobs
-- delicious chunks of Vorlon-onna-stick, with fresh vegetable cubes and our special grill sauce
Vorlon Sausage
-- contrary to popular opinion, this is not made from the hooves and horns, but rather that meat which fails to meet our exacting standards. Served with your choice of condiments, including sauerkraut, pickled onions, and great relish
House Plate
-- our most famous dish, all you can eat Vorlon hot-off -the grill, dripping with our special Secret Sauce. Bet you can't eat a whole Vorlon!
Kosh Salad
a generous plate of lettuce and vegetables with cheese and juicy chunks of Vorlon to taste. Perfect for dieters. Available dressings: House, Ranch, Thousand Island, and Methane.
Vorlon Sampler
-- a tray containing selections from the above menu items. Perhaps you just want an appetizer, perhaps you want to sample the delectable ways in which a Vorlon can be prepared. Either way, this is a great value.
Soufflé aux Vorlon
-- a light and fluffy snack made from severely beaten Vorlons. *note* Available only by reservation!
Replace the normal Vorlon in any dish with Dark Meat
-- normal Vorlon just too sweet for you? Try the new Dark Vorlon Meat. It's tangy, but not bitter. Comes on a similar dish, so no one but you will know that there has been a... substitution. Served only after 5 pm.
Beverages
Kosh Classic -- the original Vorlon Soda
Diet Kosh -- watching your diet? He may not be sweet, but this is truly a light drink
New Kosh -- for the rebel in you. No sugar, twice the kick.
Desserts
Vorlon Jubilee
-- We're not sure how they do it, but this dish arrives at your table with a spectacular display of pyrotechnics -- it's quite safe, though, for the flames die down in a moment. Let your meal end in fire!
Chocolate-covered Vorlon
-- the special candy coating melts in your mouth, not in your... appendage?
Vorlon Pie
-- you've heard of 'humble pie'? This is the opposite. Quite tasty, too. Available by the piece or the whole.
Vorlon Fruit Cake
-- it's been around for a long time, and we have no idea what's inside. It may look light and fluffy, but it's heavier than you think...
*NOTE* ALL MEALS ON THIS PAGE ARE CERTIFIED KOSH-ER.
If you are what you eat, then we're definitely all Kosh.
New Menu Items!
We've decided to expand our menu beyond Vorlon, due to the ever-decreasing supply of the annoying little buggers.
Here's a list of our latest creations.
Centauri Mountain Oysters -- available in six or twelve packs
Bucket o' Wings -- like buffalo wings? Who says they can't come from a big ol' bull? [click-whirr] (thanks to Jonathan Rynd)
Vorlon Bourguignon -- translation forthcoming
Sauté de Vorlon Marengo -- translation forthcoming (thanks to Ginette Brian)
Swedish Meatballs / Breen -- limit: three servings per Narn.
Shadow Fritters -- take a walk on the Wild Side!
Battlecrab Salad -- crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside. Each contains a secret surprise inside!
Pak'ma'ra Platter -- bits and pieces... if you have to ask, you don't have the tentacles for it...
If you have any recipes or menu ideas you would like to share, please mail me the appropriate details.
Whether you're in the mood for a galactic-belt loosening meal, or just a light snack, stop by the Vorlon BBQ. Remember, our motto is, "We'll Give You Exactly What You Do Want."
shirt, shoes, and ships required. no telepaths.
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