| The | Menu |
Entrees |
| Vorlon on the Half Shell |
A succulently grilled Vorlon steak, served in a cut-away encounter suit. |
| Kosh-ka-bobs |
Delicious chunks of Vorlon-onna-stick, with fresh vegetable cubes and our special grill sauce. |
| Vorlon Sausage |
Contrary to popular opinion, this is not made from the hooves and horns, but rather that meat which fails to meet our exacting standards. Served with your choice of condiments, including sauerkraut, pickled onions, and great relish. |
| House Plate |
Our most famous dish, all you can eat Vorlon hot-off -the grill, dripping with our special Secret Sauce. Bet you can't eat a whole Vorlon! |
| Kosh Salad |
A generous plate of lettuce and vegetables with cheese and juicy chunks of Vorlon to taste. Perfect for dieters. Available dressings: House, Ranch, Thousand Island, and Methane. |
| Vorlon Sampler |
A tray containing selections from the above menu items. Perhaps you just want an appetizer, perhaps you want to sample the delectable ways in which a Vorlon can be prepared. Either way, this is a great value. |
| Soufflé aux Vorlon |
A light and fluffy snack made from severely beaten Vorlons. *note* Available only by reservation! |
| Replace the normal Vorlon in any dish with Dark Meat |
normal Vorlon just too sweet for you? Try the new Dark Vorlon Meat. It's tangy, but not bitter. Comes on a similar dish, so no one but you will know that there has been a... substitution. Served only after 5 pm. |
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Beverages |
| Kosh Classic |
The original Vorlon Soda. |
| Diet Kosh
| Watching your diet? He may not be sweet, but this is truly a "light" drink |
| New Kosh
| For the rebel in you. No sugar, twice the kick. |
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Desserts |
| Vorlon Jubilee |
We're not sure how they do it, but this dish arrives at your table with a spectacular display of pyrotechnics -- it's quite safe, though, for the flames die down in a moment. Let your meal end in fire! |
| Chocolate-covered Vorlon |
The special candy coating melts in your mouth, not in your... appendage? |
| Vorlon Pie |
You've heard of 'humble pie'? This is the opposite. Quite tasty, too. Available by the piece or the whole. |
| Vorlon Fruit Cake |
It's been around for a long time, and we have no idea what's inside. It may look light and fluffy, but it's heavier than you think... |
| *NOTE* ALL MEALS ON THIS PAGE ARE CERTIFIED KOSH-ER. | If you are what you eat, then we're definitely all Kosh. |
