We've decided to expand our menu beyond Vorlon, due to the ever-decreasing supply of the annoying little buggers. Here's a list of our latest creations.
- Centauri Mountain Oysters -- available in six or twelve packs
- Bucket o' Wings -- like buffalo wings? Who says they can't come from a big ol' bull? [click-whirr] (thanks to Jonathan Rynd)
- Vorlon Bourguignon -- translation forthcoming
- Sauté de Vorlon Marengo -- translation forthcoming (thanks to Ginette Brian)
- Swedish Meatballs / Breen -- limit: three servings per Narn.
- Shadow Fritters -- take a walk on the Wild Side!
- Battlecrab Salad -- crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside. Each contains a secret surprise inside!
- Pak'ma'ra Platter -- bits and pieces... if you have to ask, you don't have the tentacles for it...
- Vorlon Scrapple -- that Phillie treat that's fun to eat
- Vorlon-a-Roni -- that San Francisco treat!
- Vorlon Scampi -- a snack at the hour of scampering
- Vorlon Under Glass -- keeps the methane in and the oxygen out!
- Mock Vorlon Pie -- you are not ready for these Ritz crackers!
- Vorlon Parmesan -- breaded Vorlon patties deep fried in an organic breading and covered in delicious Parmesan cheese and a Mira-nara sauce.
- Sigma 957 Mystery Meat -- we cannot pronounce, cannot explain, and cannot understand this dish. However, it's always available when you need it most.
- Head Cheese -- served on your choice of a platter or a pike
- Lucky Narns -- a popular childrens' cereal features marshmallows shaped like bone-white flutes, hot pink skivvies, blue eyes, green spaceships, and reddish bats. Breakfast served all day.
- Flash-Fried Shadow -- choice cuts of dark crustacean meat shipped fresh from Coriana 6 daily. Uniquely flavored and full of spice! The only dish hotter than our coffee!
- Escavorlon -- no more chasing those tiny, slimy snails around on your plate! Serves up to fifteen people.
- Vorlon Genocide Wings -- even hotter than suicide wings. You won't stop until you've eradicated every trace of food from your plate!
- Narn Cordon Bleu -- doesn't taste like chicken. May not be available in all areas.
- Narn Bread -- the perfect appetizer. Strong taste, chewy texture, yet hardly a danger to your appetite or to your wallet.
- Spoo -- what is spoo? Available only on special request.
- Ranger Trail Mix -- on the go? In a hurry? A little bit of this packs a big wallop! Takeout only. The Vorlon BBQ is not responsible for any property damage resulting.
- Keeper Champagne -- designated drivers and Minbari will enjoy our non-alcoholic champagne, served by the glass or by the bottle. Celebrate special occasions like promotions with this transparent bubbly!
If you have any recipes or menu ideas you would like to share, please send me the appropriate (inappropriate?) details.
Whether you're in the mood for a galactic-belt loosening meal, or just a light snack, stop by the Vorlon BBQ. Remember, our motto is, "We'll Give You Exactly What You Do Want."
shirt, shoes, and ships required. no telepaths.
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