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What's the Nitrozac Boot Squad? | ||
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1. A group of After Y2K fans who appreciate Nitrozac's hard work. 2. A group of kinda turned-on geeks who appreciate Nitrozac's cute knees. 3. A group of humanoid aliens who appreciate human females. Or is that the Narn Bat Squad? 4. A group of kernel developers who are trying to get Nitrozac to run on Linux. Or *BSD. Or BeOS. | ||
What's with the Boots? | ||
| Nitrozac likes wearing them. We like it when Nitrozac is happy. Some of us like wearing boots, too. | ||
Does Nitrozac need more boots? | ||
| Yes. Thigh-highs and go go boots. | ||
What do I get out of it? | ||
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1. A free cartoon every day! 2. Nitrozac will model her new boots for me! Er, us. Oops. Free Boots for Everyone! 3. We will spare your puny planet, earthlings! 4. Your own membership card! (If you have magic markers, cardboard, and literacy.) | ||
Is this officially sanctioned and endorsed by Nitrozac? | ||
| Um... er... Let's just say that she knows who I am. Vaguely. And she hasn't sent Martha Stewart after me yet. Or Hemos. Yikes. | ||
Aren't you just a bunch of pathetic computer geeks who can't get a date in real life and have a crush on anyone remotely female and remotely geek? | ||
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1. Listen, bub, leave my personal life out of this! 2. It's all in good fun. We're just a bunch of people who like Nitrozac's comic and like to say so. 3. This is not a Nitrozac dating service, nor do we suffer from that illusion. 4. TTBs are better objects of mock affection.
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No, really. Is this for real? | ||
| Hey, if you're interested in sending Nitrozac a small token of appreciation for all of the tireless hard work in entertaining us, you're more than welcome to do so! (You might check out a couple of her sponsors, too). Buy one of those nifty Geek Culture t-shirts. My personal favorite is "I Kinda Believe." | ||
How can I join the Nitrozac Boot Squad? | ||
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I haven't decided yet. Maybe I'll say that if you send Nitrozac $1 earmarked for her Boot Fetish Fund, you're in. But that might be complicated. But that's why we're geeks. If you're truly interested, send me an e-mail at bootsquad@rmci.net, and we'll figure out something. I think I have a line on a server where I can host this page and have access to logs and Perl scripts (woo hoo), so that's good. Also, if you have suggestions as to where this page can go, what other stuff should be added, and more irreverent questions (not to mention nice and socially redeeming things to do for Nitrozac), there's the place. | ||